Our friends at Wikipedia say, "A money-back guarantee, also known as a satisfaction guarantee, is essentially a simple guarantee that, if a buyer is not satisfied with a product or service, a refund will be made."
We think that sounds pretty good and we're confident in VitalSleep and its other-worldly capabilities, so we're going to do that -- guarantee it. If you have a change of heart and decide that you are not happy with any purchase from us, for any reason, you can return your order for a full refund or free replacement. Free size exchanges are also available. We'll even pay for the return shipping.
Do note that although we will do our absolute best to help with orders that go through Amazon.com or Unauthorized Resellers, we get almost no information from them and have extremely small amounts of control with respect to things like return shipping.
If you'd like to exercise this offer, please send us a note by email to [email protected] or go to our return page by clicking here and watch magic happen.